“hey~ dude~ how big is your thing?”
a question that I get once in while. YEAH. really..once in a while..no wonder I get these questions. I even sometimes get some advertisements saying that “We’ll boost your confidence! here’s how!”. Literally, people are paying to loose weight, and now paying just to enjoy one of the biggest pleasures in human race? Come on United States…you can do better.
So before you roll your eyes, and scroll your mouse to prepare to go to another site, let me clarify something that those “make your SEE-OHH-SEE-KAY BIGGER!” ads don’t. IT IS NOT THE SIZE. Want to read that again? IT’S NOT THE DAMN SIZE.
“You must be joking right?”
No. I’m not joking. I’m dead serious.
“Man, I thought that Asian chick was a guy..she had no b00bs!”
Now that IS a joke. Helluva mean, but funny joke. But let’s cut this crap and get serious. Guys talk about their sizes, and basically that is their manhood. The bigger it is, the manly they are in the realm of men. Or that is what they think. Guess what? Women have the same problem. But for them, it is mainly the b00bs. Women think guys like big tits, and men think women like thick s@us@ges. I try to tell both men and women it is not that, but they just refuse to believe those things.
Have you heard of the quote “it is not the size, but the wave that matters.” ? People who do say that truly mean that, whether they are men or women. For the people who do not (aka girls who likes big s@us@ages and men who think they could please women by their size just like in the porn they saw in middle school when mommy was at work) , you poor, poor, poor thing. Looks like God has jinxed you into thinking that you need something “big” to please your partner than finding the right “spots”. I’ll try to understand you minions as best as possible with my utmost sympathy.
Honestly, why would you want big, rock hard fake b00bs, when you can get those small, nice, soft b00bs? I would take the latter over former any other day. I would rather have a average looking woman who actually enjoys what is being done to her, and returns the favor. I would not want a women who will be complaining about sizes. That woman don’t even deserve to go down on me anyways. The point is, for men and women, your s@us@ges and your b00bs are not as small as you think it would be. It’s because you let the society judge you by stereotypes.
Plus, there are plenty of other things that matter besides those “two” things. I’ll let you decide on the plus alpha factors, because even for me, who am I to judge, right?
